![]() I’m just watching them.”Īfter that, I took them to the arcade for about an hour or more and never put a cent in. To seal the deal, when the waitress commented “what sweet kids you have!” I replied, “Oh, they’re not mine. ![]() “I’m just watching you for her till she gets home.” “You are our real mother!” 5-year old Cory and 3-year old Shea protested. Not since my father chased the public bus down, pounded on the door till it opened and threw a Jethro-sized brown paper bag at me at the back of the bus shouting, "Joooooody! You fohgot your lahnch! has a parent consistently behaved in a way that would make a lesser child consider hopping a freight train east.įrom taking the kids to school on a holiday, to jokingly telling them I wasn’t their real mother, I am guilty of crimes against children. At least that's what I would do if I were her.Īside from the typical things parents do to embarrass their kids like speak and breathe, I have gone above and beyond. Any day now, my 13-year old daughter Shea will emancipate herself from her parents.
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